Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Recent Recalls

I found some pretty important to mommy recalls on

Target: Childrens Frog Mask

 Guidecraft: Twist 'n Sort Toys

LittleLife Baby Carriers **FALL HAZARD**

Numerous Child Restraints

More Child Restraints

Evenflo Child Restraints 

Cybex Child Restraints

Maxi-Cosi Child Restraints

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

How To - Transfer Photo to Fabric

As much as I love to be primped and polished, I also love to get my hands dirty in the craft room.

Photo transfer DIYI found this AMAZING tutorial on transfering photo's to fabric, and I can not wait to make all the grandma's in my life - we have about six - Christmas aprons with them!

You can find the full tutorial over at A Beautiful Mess. She is truelly brilliant!

Apple Pie Cookies - Great Pre-Holiday Treat!

token apple pies

Oh... These look absolutely delicious!
Definitely going on my baking list and in my recipe book!
You can find the full recipe along with a tutorial over at Smitten Kitchen

Loving my post-children body.

I love my TaTa's!

Sure, after nursing three children they are used up. But I still love them.

Funny story, after the twins where born little D figured out what breastfeeding was and had asked if I had nursed him. I told him of course, it is what all Mama's do. He proceeded to tell me that he had fried them like pancakes. Unfortunately the term stuck, and my TaTa's are often called fried pancakes. A term very fitting for them at this point.

I have thought about lifts, tucks and silicon. Dreamt of a day when they would miraculously return to the glory of my teenage years. But when I look at myself in the mirror, my body tells a story, and I love the story it tells. I have so few stretch marks that I can tell you the first one my oldest gave me, and the last one the twins gave me. I can tell you that my fried pancakes worked hard on nourishing my premature twins, and spent long nights comforting D.

My body my be mangled and worn out, but it was put to good use. I would not want to undo the relentless months of nursing or erase one stretch mark. To me, they are proudly won battle scars.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

New Web App - Tell It In 10

Check out this brand new web app! Just lauched!

Tell It In 10!

Friday, October 14, 2011

Eden Fantasys - Party Gifts & Gags

Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store

Who does not love a good party?! Whether it is Halloween, Christmas or just a good Bachelorette part they are all good fun. But after we tuck the kiddo's in for bed, that is when my kind of party starts and Eden Fantasys is there to help the whole way.

I have spent the last few weeks dragging my feet in the sand to plan my girlfriends bachelorette party. Of course there will be the traditional Sexy Scavenger Hunt and good game of Kings Cup with the Colt Men Playing Cards Colt Men Playing Cards .

 But I still needed door prizes and party favors. What to do? Well, with Eden Fantasys extensive section of Party Favors and Gags, it was fairly easy. For the game winners, I put together a few baskets with goodies including candy bar size *And wrapped like one too!* Novelty Vibrator, Clone -a-Willy kit and a set of handcuff's. For party favors, everyone will get their very own goodie-bag filled with Gummy Peckers, Tastee Tattoo's and a set of Love Dice.

It was more fun shopping for these online, laughing with my hubby about all the silly games and gags Eden Fantasys has available, than it would have been ducking in to our local Adult Store at midnight hoping that no one I know would see me. Trust me... I have been in there twice in my entire adult life, and each time I have bumped in to someone and... Well... Just try to think of how you would feel bumping in to a family friend while holding the biggest dildo in the store making obscene gestures with it towards your friend. Literally. Bumping. Into. Family Friend. I swore I would to all my adult shopping online from then on.

My experience with Eden Fantasys has always been positive. Not only do they have an amazing selection they also have an amazing and positive community section, and some in depth product reviews so you know exactly what you are getting in to. Or what is getting in to you ;-)  

Have a great night, and don't forget to check out EdenFantasys Party Gags and Gifts next time you are planning your own after dark party!

Although I may receive monetary compensation or free samples for this post, all opinions expressed here are my own.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Renuzit Fresh Accents Reviews & Giveaway - Ends 10/19

Ahh... Fresh diapers in the morning. Nothing turns me off quicker. Quick diaper change, then into the trash it goes. But WHAT is that green vapor coming from the can? I JUST took the trash out! Suddenly I realize. NOTHING will ever make this retched smell disappear from our house.

The other day, my wife received yet another pretty little box in the mail. She immediately handed it to me and said "This is for you and your honker.". Thinking she meant something completely different from nose, I was confused. Thinking I was going to be sleeping on the couch for a week and it was a little something to keep me company. Then I noticed the distinct smell of Winter Berry coming from the box. Could it be? The answer to my diaper woes?

It was!

The Answer:

Renuzit Fresh Accents are not only "cute" according to my wife. But the scents are delicious! We received two flavors, Winter Berry and Festive Snow. I put the Winter Berry in the bathroom to eliminate the wonderful odors in there and the Festive Snow in the kitchen window near the trash can. These definitely covered the distinct smell of stink.

The Down Side:

Several minutes in to enjoying our fresh diaper scent free household, I sneezed. Then again, I sneezed.  Then the pinging started in the back of my head. But what could this be? Am I more allergic to the house smelling good than I am to my kryptonite - stinky diaper?!

The Cure:

So I went, and captured the Festive Snow in a Ziploc baggie, to see if maybe eliminating one would cure me.
Several hours later, my sneezing stopped and the one Winter Berry Renuzit FreshAccent was enough to cure the whole house of the following problems:

 - Stinky Diaper

 - Garbage Can W. Stinky Diaper Soaked Interior

 - General Odor of Young Boy

 - The Smell of My Wife's Cooking

 - Myself, After Beans

Ok... So I am joking about my wife's cooking. She made enchiladas last night. AMAZING!

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